Of course they are. The average American has been lazy for such a long time that there is a picture of an American in the dictionary beside the word lazy. I would even go farther than this dictionary and even say worthless as well. Only somebody that is lazy would say American’s aren’t lazy. Most people judge others by their own standards. A fat person can only see there is something wrong with those that are thin. In the mind of a lazy person, one that is ambitions is where the problem lies. Most people are lazy and so they do not see just how lazy Americans really are.

I doesn’t take a genius to see this. The standard by which most Americans work is by watching others work. Over the years those state employees have become the new standard, one working and the other five watching. Work is the latest four letter word one isn’t suppose to say. This word is the worst of all them or so I have been told. I have a business of my own and have seen employees set up some place to sit their ass to do a five minute job. They will spend an hour figuring out how to make a five minute job comfortable for them to do. I have seen people carry a chair five hundred feet just to sit in it for five minutes and then carry it back to where it came from. Laziness in it’s most common form. If they would just do the job, it would take less time.

People have become so lazy that fast food is the slowest thing around. I make this joke about the local McDonald’s here, “McDonald’s is so slow that it is no long fast and it is McDonald’s, it is verily food.” I have to push all employees that I have, the Pharaohs didn’t crack a whip as much as I do. Watch someone work and see just how lazy they are, you’ll be amazed. Multi-tasking has become a thing that is as extinct as the dinosaurs. People cannot do one thing, yet try to do two or three things at once.

Most Americans deem a job as something they do when they have nothing better to do. This is their work ethic and Americans aren’t lazy. I beg to differ with you. Just try to find a single person that will dig a grave by hand these days, this used to be done all the time. Today that little hole requires a backhoe to dig it, lazy Americans. I own a backhoe and to get somebody to clean out the crumbs is next to impossible. Just so you know I still use that forgotten tool called a shovel, when I cannot get a machine into a location. As for the rest of you, I have not found a single person that is not a lazy piece of crap. Lazy Americans.